And now, for something completely different...
Verbal Pictures for the Artistically Handicapped
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Monday, June 9, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XLIV -- Great Styling
If you're looking for a bathed-in-the-era love story, try If Beale Street Could Talk. It's simultaneously sad and uplifting, but through it all is a beautiful portrait of life and love. Two young people fall in love. She gets pregnant. He's accused of a crime he didn't commit. But they continue to love each other and their families mostly support them. It's not all sunshine and roses, but that's the gist of it; it's a beautiful portrait of life. And, set in 1970s New York, the city as a backdrop is its own beautiful character and the outfits are nothing to sneeze at either.
The casting of The Sting is excellent, led by Robert Redford and Paul Newman. They play two grifters and con men, trying to make a quick buck by scamming whomever happens to cross their paths. It's set in the 1930s, so the clothing and set design are Depression-era chic. It's not what one might call the best era in American history, but nonetheless it did have a particular design of its own.The problem with Risky Business is that it's mostly known for its one scene; you know the one. And, let's be clear, it's a great scene. The reason it's a bummer is because there's so much other good stuff -- besides just pantsless dancing -- in the movie in terms of style. This gem is set in early 1980s Chicago, and the clothes, hair, and cars are everything you could hope for from that time. The plot is entirely ridiculous, basically a rich kid behaving badly, but if you can suffer through one bad decision after another, it'll take you unapologetically back to 1983.
Saturday, June 7, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XLIII -- War or War-Adjacent Stories
The Zookeeper's Wife follows a Warsaw couple through WWII as they use their zoo to guide Jews fleeing the Nazi occupation of Poland, while also trying to care for the animals who remain. The couple's faith is tested as Jan leaves his wife at the zoo to join the Warsaw uprising. I found the actors' accents distracting at times as they came in and out, but it was also nice that some of the cast were German or Polish, which mitigated that in some scenes.
I stumbled upon The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare on an airplane (I saw someone else watching it and had to figure out what it was!) and boy, was it a trip - and based on a true story! It's a little bit hard to comprehend something described as an "action comedy war film," until you realize that it's also a Guy Ritchie film; then somehow it all makes sense. A group of undercover renegade British soldiers aboard a fishing boat set about planning and executing an attack on a German resupply base. Chaos ensues. I didn't recognize a lot of the cast, but thought they were well-selected for their roles.
The critical reviews for All Quiet on the Western Front were what got my attention. I had read the book a couple of times and may not have bothered with the movie if it had not been so well received. (I have not seen either of the other two film adaptations, done in 1930 and 1979.) The story more or less follows the book: a young, idealistic German boy signs up to fight for the fatherland. He quickly realizes that war is not what he imagined. It's a dark, sad story; WWI may have been the worst kind of hell. I would recommend steering clear of this one if you find yourself lacking the stomach for gore; "visceral" is a good word to describe it. But other than that I'll leave it to you to decide whether it stands up to the hype.As you know, I adore Matt Damon. The Good Shepherd is one of those sprawling spy stories (in this case, mostly fictionalized) that covers decades of someone's life - in part because the things that happened to them all those years ago shaped who they are and how they got here, and in part because the art of good spycraft often unfolds over years or decades. Matt Damon plays Edward Wilson, and we follow him all the way from his days at Yale to his ascension to the highest rungs of the CIA. It's a long, slow, character-builder, but I was entertained the whole time not only by Matt's lovely face, but also by the historical clothes and styling, as well as the scenes set in England. If I ever thought, though, that I wanted to be in the CIA, this movie is a good reminder that it would be a terrifying way to live.Ahh, what a classic G.I. Jane has become for me. When I want to watch something that's not a war movie but has heavy military presence, it's always fun to watch Demi Moore become the world's most badass lady. And, though I didn't begin to like Viggo Mortensen until he transformed himself into Aragorn (which is really the version of him that I like most), he does a nice turn as Master Chief in this film.
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XLII -- Tough Watches
Monster's Ball is an old one. It stars Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton as troubled souls who find comfort in each other, against all odds and and against logic. I'm not sure you can call them themes, but the movie touches on racism, crime and capital punishment, suicide, economic struggles, and related issues. There is so much tragedy in this movie. One thing I really enjoyed was that there were all sorts of little quirks that were never explained, like why Billy Bob Thornton's character always at his chocolate ice cream with a plastic spoon; they were hints that there was a lot more to these characters than the viewer ever saw.I wasn't sure whether or not to include The Gift in this category, as it's a much more traditional suspense-thriller than seems like would befit the theme. But when I think back on the movie, I'm still creeped out by Joel Edgerton's character and the chaos he produces in the lives of and relationship between the other leads. These sorts of stories, full of psychological attacks and gaslighting that cause one to question their own sanity, coupled with the sort of terror felt mostly (though not exclusively) by women, disturb me in the most primordial parts of my brain. They get into my psyche in a way that blood-and-gore horror simply does not do. Then there are the questions of coercive control within the relationship, which is a whole other issue. So I can't say I recommend this one, exactly, but it sure does accomplish its goal and -- as far as this category is concerned -- remind me about the evil that can be out there.
Monday, June 2, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XLI -- Foreign Stories
Brooklyn is only half-set in another country -- this time, Ireland -- but the central geographic tension in the story is about longing for home, whether it be there or in Brooklyn. Eilis (played by ) left her small town in Ireland in search of a better life in Brooklyn. She misses home desperately, but when she goes back to visit her old-fashioned town in County Wexford, finds herself missing her new home and new life in the more modern New York. The cinematography is stunning; pay special attention to the use of color depending on location and mood. Who better to play Eilis than Saoirse Ronan, who was born in New York to Irish parents, but taken back to Ireland at age three to grow up?While we're on the subject of the relationship between the Emerald Isle and America, you might check out The Problem With People. Brooklyn is the better of the two films, but if you want something more comedic, you can watch two estranged cousins (played by Paul Reiser and Colm Meaney) try to mend fences, their dying patriarch's final wish. Things seem to be going well, until they aren't. Lovely scenery and good music, of course!
Anatomy of a Fall is set in the French Alps. When a man is found dead outside his home by his visually-impaired son, the investigation begins. Was he pushed from the balcony by his frustrated wife? Did he fall accidentally? Was it a suicidal leap? The only person who may know the truth is the son, but what can he really be relied on to "know," impressionable as he is due to his age and disability? I love an unreliable narrator, and this movie has them in spades. I'm including Transsiberian here despite the fact that the main characters are American. My exception is because the film takes place on and near a train from Beijing to Moscow, which is a most Eur-Asian method of travel. Under the influence of some mysterious fellow travelers (including Kate Mara, whom I adore), the Americans get tied up in criminal behavior they never intended. It's a classic mystery, carried on the shoulders of Emily Mortimer, one of the Americans (who, in actuality, is English).
Thursday, May 29, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XL -- Kids Movies (or are they?)
Is it the case that movies for kids are just better than movies for adults, or is my chosen selection of kids movies better, and there are some really bad ones out there that I'm just not seeing. Open to your thoughts.
Y'all remember Labyrinth, right? Well, I can confidently say that it is at least as weird as you remember it being, if not weirder. As a kid I remember thinking that the music was the strange part of the whole experience; as an adult, it felt very much the other way around. (Fun fact:it was directed by Jim Henson. Yes, that Jim Henson.)I watched The Secret Lives of Pets 2 on a plane. As with many sequels, I did not enjoy it as much as the original, but it was still sufficiently entertaining to accomplish the goal of passing the time. Even if I had viewed it elsewhere, I expect I would have found it amusing. (Aside: Pop Culture Happy Hour, my favorite pop culture podcast, did an episode about the best movies to watch on an airplane. One of the panelists recommended kids' movies, which is a recommendation I can get behind: bright colors which show up well on that tiny screen, the plot is easy to understand despite distractions and stuff going on around you, and there will be no embarrassing sex scenes.)
Next up: Inside Out 2.
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Movies -- A Recap -- Part XXXIX -- Feel-Good Redemption Stories
The list of movies which I have seen an not written about is so long! So many movies, I'll see how many of them I can remember....
Florence Pugh is someone that I am only beginning to know well enough to recognize her face. I first appreciated her talent as part of a two-star cast opposite Morgan Freeman in A Good Person. As a (relatively) young actress able to hold your own against Morgan Freeman, you've got to have some real skill. In A Good Person, she plays a woman who kills some of her fiance's family members in a car accident and suffers serious injuries herself, leading to addiction to painkillers and a reckoning with her fiance's family. It's a lovely look at people who are struggling and a portrait of modern addiction.I watched Sr. not really knowing what to expect. I love Robert Downey, Jr. for reasons I am a little bit hard pressed to explain. But I do. It's right there in his name, "Jr.," that there is a father of the same name, but I had never really thought about it until I heard about this movie. It's a non-traditional biopic, made by the son as he knows his father is dying. It's about their relationship (as you would expect), but also about the father's career and about film-making as an art. It was a beautiful portrait and a sweet homage, though I feel like some of the appreciation of the art was lost on me because I know nothing about Sr.'s career. I didn't know until I was looking into Rams that Sam Neill, probably best known to my generation for his role in Jurassic Park, grew up in New Zealand. The movie is actually set in Australia, and is about a decades-long feud between two brothers who also happen to be neighboring small-town sheep farmers. It's funny (not ha-ha funny) and requires a bit of cultural understanding. I always liked Sam Neill, now even more than previously. Fun fact: this movie is a remake of the original Icelandic version.The Guardian is an appreciation of and homage to the United States Coast Guard rescue swimmers who save troubled boaters, and a look at the toll that work can take on a person and their relationships. The plot is one of those predictable but enjoyable ones. Kevin Costner plays the person he so often - a grumpy old man, once the best in the business, who despite his grizzled exterior has a soft, gooey center.
My boyfriend, Matt Damon, stars in We Bought a Zoo. It's based on a book and a real-life true story of a widower with two kids who, in an act of frustration and desperation, abandons his prior life and buys a broken-down zoo desperately in need of funding and repairs, to say nothing of the crew of misfits who are there keeping it running as best they can. It's a tearjerker and a genuine feel-good story.
Monday, May 26, 2025
Monday, May 19, 2025
What I'm Reading Now -- Chop Fry Watch Learn
Our book club books are exchanged together with a small notebook in which we each write a page or two of our thoughts regarding that particular selection. Normally, I don't read anyone else's comments until after I have read the book and formulated my own thoughts. I was a bit surprised by E's selection because I did not recall her being a big fan of Chinese food, so I went ahead and peeked at her comments. And I was right! She's not a big fan, but had good things to say about the story regardless. I'm diving in with high expectations!
Sunday, May 18, 2025
The Mayor of Casterbridge -- Take 2
I was surprised by how readable The Mayor of Casterbridge was. Often the wordiness of these older books makes them quite tedious to read, but I found this one more delightful than tedious. The writing was detailed in that old-fashioned sort of way, but also amusing and easy to digest. If you, like me, feel as though there are some holes in your education in the classics, I would recommend this as a good place to put a toe back in the water.
It is the story of (you guessed it) the mayor of a British town called Casterbridge. In his youth, he had gotten screaming drunk at a county fair and sold his wife and child to a passing sailor. He regretted his drunken choices and swore off alcohol for 21 years as a result (a vow which he kept). In the meantime, his wife's new husband set sail, and she and the child returned to the town of which the former drunk was now the mayor and most prominent farmer. His past deeds back to haunt him, he falls, step-by-frustrating-step, from grace.
This is one more book I can mark off my 2025 Reading Challenge!