And now, for something completely different...
Verbal Pictures for the Artistically Handicapped
Saturday, July 4, 2026
Friday, July 3, 2026
Some Things We've Done - 2020 Edition
Carrying on the recap of how S and I have spent the last several years, here we go with...
2020
Bahamas Cruise and Kennedy Space Center - COVID wasn't a thing yet, at least in this part of the world, when S and I joined K and J down in Florida for a long cruise weekend. I had, some time prior, sent my passport in for renewal. S got his back in a couple of weeks, but mine was delayed. I am a shady character, after all.... Luckily, because the Bahamas is U.S.A.-lite, you can take a cruise there with just a birth certificate and driver's license (and in my case, a marriage license). We had, as we usually do, a great time with K and J! We kicked butt at trivia and did our best to clean out the bar; we can't let those unlimited drinks packages go to waste, after all! Much pizza was consumed, we escaped from the escape room, we spent half a day in Nassau and J's birthday doing all the water slides at Coco Cay.
Back on land, we ended our whirlwind weekend with a trip to Kennedy Space Center. As seems to be the trend with every museum we visit, it is a place we could have spent some more time!
Colorado - it has been my tradition for some years - even before S was around, and definitely now that he's nearly as good a skier as I am - to head out to Colorado for the annual ski adventure. It was on that trip that I bought the skis I still ski on each year, my Blizzard Black Pearls. We didn't know it at the time, but that trip would be the last time we were on an airplane in an age.
Because then, COVID happened.
Remember how weird it was when no one knew what was happening? And we never went anywhere? Even going to the grocery store was a fraught experience. Most of the rest of the year, we stayed home, as did many people. We were both working from home, feeling very lucky to have flexible jobs and loads of outdoor space where we could get fresh air, work out, and generally not feel like we were trapped. We pulled out lots of honeysuckle from our woods, spent time in the gardens, began the still-ongoing master bathroom renovation, spent lots of time cleaning and organizing the basement, and finally had time to do lots and lots of cooking.
We were not without some high-way bound adventures, though:
Shackteau - K and J have a cabin a few hours from where we live. In June or July of 2020, they made the long trip up from Florida, Dad and D made the equally long drive in from Colorado, and we made the relatively short hop from our house to spend a week or so together. As anyone who's ever been there knows, a trip to the Shackteau is also a project list. The big one we ticked off during that visit was building a fire pit. It's a 16' x 16' square in the yard, the hillside held back with a few railroad ties. The ground is covered in gravel, and in the middle we built a fire ring out of landscaping bricks.
We enjoyed a lovely tour of the county, including the local cult, and spent a day on a boat at Mark Twain Lake. All in all, it was a lovely time and a really nice way to see everyone when no one was flying.
Ozarks - S has an aunt and uncle who have, for ages, had a second home down at the Lake of the Ozarks. In the late 20-teens, they upgraded to a bigger place, planning to ultimately sell their home in St. Louis when they retired and move down to the lake full time (which has now happened). In the heat of summer in St. Louis, it's a nice place to escape to, which we did.
Colorado and Phoenix - as fall rolled towards winter in 2020, another round of COVID was rearing its ugly head. We had been in St. Louis for longer at a stretch than we typically were, and we were getting a bit itchy to travel. So we packed up our campervan and headed back to Colorado, stopping along the way at the Cosmpsphere and Strataca, both in Hutchinson, Kansas. Once we arrived, we spent two weeks with Dad and D. From there, we dropped down towards Phoenix, meeting up with T and L, S's dad and step-mom, along the way. We then spent three weeks with them in Phoenix before making the long trek home, which were punctuated by stops at Petrified Forest National Park and the odd but fascinating Woolaroc Museum and Wildlife Preserve, outside Bartlesville, OK.
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Some Things We've Done - 2019 Edition
Do you remember back when I used to write a lot on this blog about the various places I went and things I did all over town? I do too.
I'm not sure quite why I got away from doing that, but I did. It was sometime in 2019 that it happened. I know this, because I just found a big ol' pile of playbills, brochures, and other documentation of various activities!
So, here is a seven year recap of our fun times (though there is a noticeable gap, which I'm sure you all will understand).
2019
60th Annual Lumberjack World Championships - Hayward, Wisconsin, is home to the annual Lumberjack World Championships. We've been twice, and it's been a blast both times. Tickets and beer are inexpensive, the competition is fierce, and the nearby Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest provides ample camping opportunities (if you can handle the North Country mosquitoes). After our first night in the forest, we got a very kind offer to camp in the parking lot of the now-closed Tiny's Diner, which made the next morning's breakfast quite convenient. Tiny had an enormous collection of rubber ducks and related decor, and we've sent him several to add to his collection as we've traveled the country and the world since we first met him, including one from SLAM right here in town!
We can also recommend setting aside a whole afternoon to visit the Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame and Museum (and make sure you go all to the way to the last outbuildings, which is where they have the old fishing boats and motors -- we got a bit shorted on time so had to speed through this part, unfortunately). Same goes for the Sawyer County Historical Society; it's a great little museum jam-packed with local history, but hours are a bit limited, so plan ahead!Our Anniversary - we spent a weekend in downtown St. Louis for our 2019 anniversary. We spent the day participating in MetroQuest, which covered the downtown and Washington Avenue neighborhoods that year. Dinner was at Hamilton's Urban Steak House & Bourbon Bar, which was hosting a special Maker's Mark five-course pairing dinner that evening. I still have the menu! Seared scallop, arugula and endive salad, roasted rack of lamb, Wagyu ribeye, and bananas foster. We capped it off with a visit to The Gaslight Theater, where they were showing the play Fifty Words, which is -- not ideally, for an anniversary -- a play about a troubled marriage. But it was well-acted and was also my introduction to the Gaslight! We stayed at the Angad Arts hotel, whose rooftop bar/club sure was an experience! Cool rooms, though.
Florida - our last big family get-together pre-COVID was a Thanksgiving celebration at K's house. It was a great time!
Phoenix - we busted out of the St. Louis winter with a holiday trip to see some family in the Phoenix area. Hands down, the best moment of the trip came when S's step-mom saw me shopping online for leather duffel bags. "I'm thinking about getting myself a Christmas gift," I explained. She told me to hold my horses, disappeared into a back bedroom, and came back out with a box that had "Christmas gift?" scrawled on the side in permanent marker. She opened it up and pulled out a leather duffel bag! Apparently they had ended up with it somehow and neither of them wanted it, but they never bothered to return it, instead holding onto it for the right moment. It was (and remains) perfect!
Friday, May 29, 2026
What I'm Reading Now -- Cutting For Stone
Cutting for Stone was hugely popular and well reviewed when it first came out in 2009. I was in my workin'-at-the-bookstore days at the time, and everyone wanted to read it.
I've had the audio book version of this for probably a decade, but it's been stuck in the lost world of iTunes, and I have only relatively recently managed to extract it.
So, since I've been having so much fun with audio books lately, off I go with this one!
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
What I'm Reading Now -- The Federalist Papers
I am still working on How to Win a Grand Prix and was lamenting that, apparently, I have gotten rid of my copy of The Federalist Papers. Since Grand Prix is digital, I wanted something on paper. Imagine my good luck when I was over at a friend's house and she had a copy of The Federalist (as it was known when it originally published) right there on her bookshelf! So off I go, with my borrowed paper copy of essays in support of our federal government.
Which, to be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about on the whole right now.
Saturday, May 23, 2026
A Gentleman in Moscow -- Take 2
Saturday, May 16, 2026
What I'm Reading Now -- A Gentleman in Moscow
And there was Amor Towles! A Gentleman in Moscow was available, so I snagged it. It's the story of a -- you guessed it -- gentleman (a count, specifically) in -- you guessed again -- Moscow after the Russian revolution. As punishment for his various misdeeds, he is sentenced upon penalty of death to house arrest at the Metropol hotel. It's the story of his time there -- how he passes it, whom he meets, what led him to that fate.
So far, the description in simply brilliant. The recounting of the people and the goings-on in the lobby, the restaurants, the card room, even on the roof, all make me feel like I'm right there, wishing I were as articulate as the Count.
I look forward to seeing what happens in the rest of his exile!
Friday, May 15, 2026
The Paris Apartment -- Take 2
The Paris Apartment is basically the same book as The Midnight Feast. I think, on balance, I did like The Paris Apartment a bit more. The characters were more interesting and Paris is more interesting than most places.
Our protagonist is the sister of a fellow who mysteriously disappeared just an hour or two before she arrived in Paris from London for a visit. It falls to her to investigate his disappearance, all while being unsure of who she can trust and who may have been involved.
I haven't read The Guest List, the last of Lucy Foley's books that I had put on my list, but I expect it's also basically the same as the two I've read already. Of course, maybe if I just need something entertaining, it'll be perfect.
Sunday, May 10, 2026
Friday, May 8, 2026
All The Light We Cannot See -- Take 2
It's a World War II story. The main character is a blind girl, not yet a teenager at the start of the story, and 16 at the end. She and her father, a locksmith employed by a major museum, fled Paris for her great uncle's home at the seaside. What young Marie-Laure didn't know when they left is that her father was carrying one of four of the Sea of Flames, a huge and supposedly cursed diamond owned by the museum, which commissioned three replicas as the Germans closed in on Paris. But someone knows the Sea of Flames exists, and is intent on finding it. Marie-Laure has to navigate not only her challenges as a blind person in a new place and the normal ravages of war, but also the knowledge that her family may be in possession of the hunted gem.
It was a very quick listen (perhaps because I listened to it at 1.3x speed?), and I wonder if it was as quick of a read as well. It did not feel like it would have equated to a 500-plus page book, that's for sure. There were some ancillary characters whom I think the story could have been told without, but they added a certain amount of heart and balance to the tale which, in my opinion, is what made it really sing.








