Client: "We were wondering, how old are you? You don't look old enough to be doing this."
Me: "I'm older than I look. I'm 28."
Client: "28? Wow! I would have guessed 18."
Me: "I get that a lot. Actually, no. I forgot that I just had a birthday. I'm 29."
Client: "Oh, 29. Hm. Twenty-nine and still not married?"
That is correct. Really, people. Just stop.
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