What I Watched -- Twilight and New Moon

Did I really watch these movies? Yes I did. Why? Because I wanted to fry my brain. And it worked! The acting is, for the most part, awful. Except Anna Kendrick, who is surprisingly and annoyingly fantastic. The story is irritating. But somehow I couldn't look away. Neither could K, who was supposed to be doing her reading. In fact, we picked these movies to watch specifically because she wouldn't be interested in them, hence wouldn't be distracted by them, hence would do her reading. Fail. We even discussed seeing the next one. Yikes.

These are so bad they don't even deserve a bottom line.